My Redneck day!

So I had a few interesting people that I cut their hair today at the Salon. One in particular that I thought was funny, maybe you'll just think it's stupid but hey I need something to blog about. So this guy came in with blonde hair almost down to his butt and a big bushy beard. He looked a lot like my picture. His name was Woody. He wanted me to cut off only about 1.2 inch of his hair and trim his beard. So I took him back to the shampoo bowl, and his hair was so strong with cigarette smell that I wanted to vomit. When you are washing someones hair that is dirty it is one of the most disgusting things, the water and everything makes it ten times worse. It still smelt bad after I had washed it twice. Most guys who have long hair, its actually really gross because they don't take care of it like women do so its usually brittle and rough. So anyways, I cut his hair and then he wanted me to take my trimmers and trim his beard with a #1 guard. That was really gross too. He said he only trimmed once a year. So I was doing that and I go ok I need you to lift your nose up so I can trim your mustache better (he was kind of an air head), so he did the pig kind of nose and all the hair that I was trim off all went up his nose. I really didn't start laughing until I got home and was thinking about it because he just acted like such a blonde. It was pretty funny/ disgusting experience. So anyways, I think I would rather change a dirty diaper than cut his hair again. I had more redneck people come in but thats a way longer story. I also asked him how long hes had long hair and he said since high school, he wanted to be like an oakridge boy. But he used to paint and would get paint in it and then he used to lay concrete and would get that in it. So nothing like having terpentine in your hair.